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14-09-2017 11:30 AM
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going,everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families had a storming row and began wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appeared in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, "Silence in Court!" The court room goes silent and Tommy, the Best Man, stands up and says, "Judge, I was the Best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened."
The Judge agreed and asks Paddy to take the stand. Tommy began his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride.
The judge says, "Okay."
"Well," said Tommy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs."
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?!" Tommy replies. "Hell, I'll say, he broke three of my fingers!"
The following week, all members of both families appeared in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, "Silence in Court!" The court room goes silent and Tommy, the Best Man, stands up and says, "Judge, I was the Best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened."
The Judge agreed and asks Paddy to take the stand. Tommy began his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride.
The judge says, "Okay."
"Well," said Tommy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs."
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?!" Tommy replies. "Hell, I'll say, he broke three of my fingers!"
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
