An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of marriage. "Next week my wife and I will celebrate our fiftieth anniversary," he tells them. 
"That's great. What's your secret for a long and happy marriage," one asks. 
"Well, you have to do nice things for your wife." 
"Such as?" 
"Well, for our twenty fifth anniversary I took her to Italy." 
"That is nice. What are you going to do for your fiftieth?" 
"I'm going back to visit her."