The Irish lads (Shane, Sean and Tommy), were working on a building site in London. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Sean says, ‘Someone should go and tell his wife.’

Tommy says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Guinness.

Sean says, ‘Where did you get that, Tommy?’

‘Shane’s wife gave it to me’ says Tommy.

Sean continues, ‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?’

‘Well not exactly,’ Tommy said. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, “You must be Shane’s widow”.

She said, ‘No, I’m not a widow.’ And then I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Guinness you are.”