A Scottish man goes into a bar in London and asks for a triple Whisky. The barman pours it and gives it to the man. As soon as the man gets it, he downs it straight away and asks for another triple Whisky.

The barman asks the gent what is wrong as he hands him the next triple Whisky. The Scotsman says to the barman, "If you had what I've got, you would be drinking like this as well".

The Scotsman downed the triple again and asked for another. The barman poured the triple and as he was giving it to him, he showed concern and asked, "What is it that you have got?"

The Scotsman replied, " A Scottish £50 note"