I know my voting intentions - voting card, meet shredder.  If I don't throw my vote away then the voting system will.

Round here you could slap a blue rosette on a donkey and it would win.  There's no point in voting either for or against - either way my vote would make precisely zero difference, either in support of or against the government.

I did vote in the referendum for the first time in years, just because it was just a simple national count so my vote wouldn't be binned by the voting system.

Although I may write words to this effect on my spoilt ballot paper as I've done before, to prove I'm not just being lazy.