Some of you may not like Christmas I dunno but I love Christmas with all the presents.

 Sometimes you may get presents you cant afford like a few years ago two of my brothers gave he a DAB radio that I knew I coudnt afford but they got it for me and get better radio receptoin.

My wife gets e special presents like a rose thatabsolutely nobody could ever get.

That is a rose bush thats been specisally grown for me and it is certified that this is the only one. Nobody will get this rose as its it is named "Tim my sunshine forever mine" andits a beayutiful rose.

Who else hasa rose called that.

No one.