I invented the frothy fruit loaf.

I promptly missed my went and dropped a lovely 2lb fruit loaf I had just made into the washing up bowl while turning out of the tin to put on a cooling tray.

I couldn't serve it to anyone but didn't want to waste it so a cut a slice and took a bite, I can only describe it like you littleme, bleurgh!!!!!

Soapy.  Had to put it straight in the bin. 😥