There was a cricketer who was able to bat either left or right handed. There seemed to be no logic as to which hand he would bat with on any particular day. Was it the wind, the bowler, the position of the sun? No one knew, so one day I asked him and he said it was his wife!

What do you mean your wife?

He replied it depends which side my wife was lying when she wakes up in the morning. If she is lying on her right side, I'd bat right handed and if she was lying on her left side, I'd bat left handed.

Strange I thought, but then added, what happens if she wakes up lying on her back?

He smiled and said, then I'd phone up and tell them I'd be an hour late!