I see people are complaining about the new John Lewis advert saying that their kids are asking why Father Christmas didn't bring the new trampoline and complaining that it's "ruined Christmas".

Are they mad, thick or just plain stupid?

All they had to do was to tell the kids that yes, Father Christmas brought the new trampoline but it was packed up to save space on Santa's sleigh so Dad had to assemble it. Simple innit?