Tommy and his wife were relaxing after she'd made a lovely meal but she soon fell asleep.

Tommy thought he'd reward her with a nice cup of tea so went in to the kitchen and saw all the used pans and dishes so he thought he'd wash up too.

When he'd done, he made the tea and gently woke his wife "I've made you a nice cup of tea sweetheart" he said.

"Why thank you dear, that's a lovely surprise, I must have dropped off, look at the time."

"Yes" said Tommy "I washed up too. That Black pan took me a while but the wire wool scourer has got it nice and shiny."

"Tommy, that was my nice new Teflon coated non-stick pan, it cost thirty five quid"............