You know you're getting old when :-

1. You can't read any more without reading glasses.
2. You disapprove of the clothing young people wear and their music, too.
3. You are stunned when a young person says "Who are the Beatles?"
4. Someone calls you Ma'am or Sir.
5. The doctor/police officer/etc look too young to be qualified to do these jobs.
6. You wish you had not thrown out your old toys, clothes, etc. as they are now worth lotsa money.
7. You are done for the night by 10 pm at the latest.
8. (for women) you find yourself shopping for sensible clothes instead of fashionable clothes.
9. You remember when you had to go into the hallway to use the house phone, cordless phones didn't exist.
10. You can't remember what you said to someone yesterday, but you can remember television commercial jingles from the 1960's.
11. You're still tired even though you've slept 12 hours.
12. You say, "kids today".
13. You have more medicine and tablets in the cupboard than the local pharmacy.
14. You say "They don't make shows like that any more."
15. You remember when WIRELESS meant a radio and had nothing to do with internet connections.