Well the old Hippy is certainly losing his team at a great rate of knots. Already 12 of his team have jumped ship, with more expected today. However, he's adamant he's not going to resign, and is digging his Hush Puppy heels in...

"I looked out and there he was, bloody Jeremy Corbyn, hanging onto the window sill by his fingertips".

Apologies to Peter Cook.