Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"

"274" was his reply.

The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"

"Tuesday", replies the second man.

The doctor says to Tommy, the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"

"Nine", says Tommy

"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that"?

"Simple," says Tommy "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."