I thought ayia Napa was Greek for pineapple, clearly it is something more fashionable.
Your point about age is well made, I applaud Alan's attempt at the ageing process by adding some facial bristles but somehow I don't think he would get away standing in for James Robertson Justice in a remake of Doctor in the House.
The rest look a jolly lot, young, intelligent and I bet the first word they say when asked a question is SO! 😀