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@mini_ok wrote:

Stop smoking......disgusting habit

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Thank you for your concern on behalf of myself, and all other smokers. Much appreciated.

I personally think having to go to the loo is a filthy and disgusting habit, but unfortunately we all have to do it, including Her Majesty.

I would much rather be able to swallow a pill to decompose the waste matter. A bit like a Septic Tank. However, until some Boffin discovers and develops said pill, I'll just have to put up with it. So it's 'Carry On Regardless'. *sigh*

Addendum.

I also heard somewhere that Her Majesty was quite partial to the odd Cheroot herself, after a nice banquet dinner. But don't quote me on that.