I think you need to go back to answer #147 http://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/OK-in-or-out/m-p/4712726#M178721 and add this to it now:-

They've broken your fences down and used them for firewood and constructing "shelters" then cut the trees down, trampled your garden and fields in to a muddy morass and eaten your four legged friends. Now they're battering your front door so wocher gonna do now?