My wife said I wouldn't be able to cope if she left me and to prove it she moved out for a week. She called after three days to see how I was getting on. "I'm fine thanks", I said smugly "it's easy, I just bought a weeks worth of Pot Noodles so I won't go hungry." "I hope you burn your mouth on the boiling water!" She screamed. Boiling water?
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
