Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. . Man – Can I buy you a drink? Woman – I think I’d rather have the money! . Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday? Woman – Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend. . Man – Is this seat empty? Woman – Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. . Man – So what do you do for a living? Woman – I’m a female impersonator