I ironed an item once.....my now ex told the boys to 'get a camera..your mothers got an iron in her hand'

If it needs ironed, I don't buy it.

I used to like Quentin Crisp's philosophy...the dust doesn't get any worse after 4 years

When I moved in here to the main house, it was like a cross between Steptoe and Son and Miss Haversham's.
It's still Steptoe and Son