I was walking through Liverpool today when I was stopped by a young kid outside the newsagents. "Can you buy me some cigarettes please?" he asked. "Sorry mate, no," I replied. "Come on," he said, "They're not for me, they're for my dad." "Well, why can't the lazy pig get them himself?" I asked. "He's not 18 until February," came the reply.
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.