I left from work one Friday afternoon, but being payday, instead of going home, I stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending my entire hard earned pay. Finally I came home, Sunday Night, and was confronted by my very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting my actions. Finally she stopped the nagging and simply said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" Being a smart **bleep** I replied. "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and I didn't see the wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. . . Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where I could see her a little out of the corner of my left eye!!..