Tommy went swimming in the Irish Sea but got sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

Tommy is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but Tommy pushes the dolphin away saying "I have faith, God will save me."


Tommy dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replies "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"



It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.