Tommy had just finished reading a new book entitled "You can be THE man in your house"

He stormed out to Willow, his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show and my word will be law.

You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. 

After dinner you're going upstairs with me, and we'll have all sorts of fun I choose. Afterwads, you're going to run me a relaxing bath. You'll wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe. 

Then, you'll masssage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

Willow replied "The bloomin undertaker would be my first guess!"