Three foxes, English, Irish, and Scottish, were playing in the woods when they all got trapped in snares. "Hell" said the English fox, when the hunter comes back he'll kill us, so I'm going to chew my leg off and free myself, I'd rather have 3 legs than die." So he chews his leg off and says to the others, "come on, hurry up and free yourselves" The Scottish fox chews his leg off and hobbles over to wait for the Irish fox. "Oh Hell" says the Irish fox, "I give up", "why?" ask the other two, "you'll be killed", "so what?" says the Irish fox, "I've chewed off three legs and I'm still stuck!!..