06-11-2015 8:28 PM
A roos loose in the top paddock :
Someone a little crazy, mentally unstable.
06-11-2015 8:31 PM
My version of that was " A sandwich short of a picnic ".
06-11-2015 8:38 PM
Or A Sausage short of a barbecue :
06-11-2015 8:45 PM
Or - a slate is off and the water has got in
Or - the lights are on but nobody is home.
06-11-2015 8:48 PM
Or; A couple of Tinnies short of a slab :
06-11-2015 8:50 PM
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly runs through to the bone.
06-11-2015 8:54 PM
He's got an Awning over the toy shop:
male beer belly
06-11-2015 9:16 PM
Mow the Brigalo suckers :
shave the beard
07-11-2015 11:45 AM
One cup short of a tea set.
07-11-2015 11:55 AM
Make it idiot proof and someone will create a better idiot.
07-11-2015 12:13 PM
The gate is open but the beast is asleep
(Said to someone who's left their flies open)
07-11-2015 1:42 PM
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.Live long and prosper.
07-11-2015 2:50 PM
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
07-11-2015 3:35 PM
Couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
07-11-2015 10:28 PM
Sixpence short of a shilling - a little bit dim
Gone Dolally tap tap - mad
09-11-2015 12:24 PM
'He couldn't tell a barn door from a bale of hay.' or 'He couldn't tell a bull from a barn door.' (A bit dangerous I would think.)
09-11-2015 6:13 PM
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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