One afternoon Paddy and Mick were having a pint at a pub across from a brothel. For the craic, they sat in the front so they could watch the comings and goings across the street. The two lads were shocked when a Presbyterian minister walked into the brothel. "Begod," says Paddy, "that's a shame to see a man of the cloth going bad!" A while later a Jewish rabbi walked into the brothel. "Ah," says Mick, "wouldja lookit that! Tis a shame to see the Jews giving in to temptation as well!" More time passed and a Catholic priest walked into the brothel. Both men sat up in their bar stools with concern. Paddy turned to Mick and says in a whisper - "Didja see that, Mick? One of them girls must be on her deathbed!"