Patrick was making breakfast when he dropped a large piece of toast on the floor and it landed buttered side up. Everyone knows if you drop some toast, it always lands buttered side down.

Patrick was excited "It's a miracle, a miracle" and he rushed next door to ask his pal Tommy to come round and see the miracle.

Tommy went in to Patricks kitchen and he excitedly showed Tommy the toast on the floor. "See Tommy, it's  miracle it landed buttered side up, I'll fetch the Priest round and eventually it'll be officially declared a miracle."

Tommy quickly replied, "You fool Patrick, it's no miracle, you obviously buttered the wrong side".