Two dogs were talking through a garden fence . one was a French Bulldog . one was a Jack Russell . The Jack Russell said ' they never ever take me out just leave me in the yard.' The French Bulldog said 'Oh that isn't good but I'll tell you what to do. **bleep** on the kitchen floor . That's what I did. they will take you out then ! ' The Jack Russell said 'OK I'll try that . ' The following day the two dogs were talking . The French bulldog said to the jack Russell 'Well ? did you try it ?' The Jack Russell said 'Yes I did . And my owner kicked me in the face !' The French bulldog said 'Oh ! Well you'd better do it again .' The Jack Russell said '.......... And end up with a a face like YOURS?'