lets consider what a modified ebay person might post a topic about........They have very interesting jobs ,lets face it ..who wouldn't  work for free looking for nits to pick  and policy's to uphold for a corporate giant.

I reckon alan would post one on how great the tories are

Cedric on mars bars

Carol on xmas shopping

and

Jeramy on spelling

oh and ps Sheena would definate go with the state of ebay forums