This is a hoot but close to the truth of today's kids, their cell phones and tablets. Daughter texting to dad: Daddy, I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. I am in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we have had two months of relationship through Viber. My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes and a really big wedding". Lots of love and thanks. Your favorite daughter, Lilly. Dad’s reply also by texting: My dear Lilly … Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever! I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. Dad