I have another one...

Spiders.

Why is it spiders always seem to appear en-mass after the wasps have started dying off?

In my garden in the summer, wasps are everywhere, and I can't drink a cup of tea without a wasp or two wanting some too. And there's not a spider to be seen.

But now the wasps have gone, i'm constantly unwittingly walking into spider's webs, spluttering out a couple of strands of silk, as well as worrying a spider has made its way into my barnet.

If there was a God, "intelligent design" would've seen the spiders rise up earlier. But no. Spiders are over-rated...they're just a bunch of draft-dodgers.