A guy goes in to hospital to have an ingrown toe-nail removed. He comes round to find the surgeon sitting at his bedside, "How did everything go Doctor?" he asked, "Well, i'm afraid i have some good news and some bad news Mr Jones :? " the surgeon says. "What's the bad news?" he asks, "Well, i'm sorry to say the Registrar mixed up the operations time tables and you had both your feet amputated by mistake" "OMG , what's the good news!? " he exclaims, "The fella in the next bed says he'll give you a tenner for your slippers!!.