Don't mind if I do...

Wheeeeeeee !

I have been requested by the Landlord - on his behalf - to lock the bar. He is afraid there may be some pilfering whilst he is away *glances at Harriet* of his expensive plastic wine glasses Waterford crystal glasses, his Tupperware tableware Royal Crown Derby dinner and tea service, and his paper napkins Irish linen napery.

                                                 Sorry for the inconvenience.

                                                             (He isn't actually).

Well I'm off to the Golden Arches Archie, with Ronald.

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@Anonymous wrote:

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To discover how easy it is not to get shot, watch this short Government Information film. (Now showing in a cinema near you).

Good luck.

what film :- ??????????????????

Oh there isn't one, McB. It's just a rather interesting image.

However, just for you, I've found you one courtesy of Monty Python esq.......

     *SNAGGED*

Good Afternoon Harriet. Have you seen anything of Logs lately ? I have a contract out on him, but he seems to have disappeared.

Someone said they spotted a seedy looking old tramp shuffling along Ramsgate seafront, wearing a Groucho Marx disguise.

Could that be him ?