We all know who reads what.

Jim Hacker: "Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
 - The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
 - The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
 - The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
 - The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
 - The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
 - The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
 - And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."
 Sir Humphrey: "Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?"
 Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big t**s."