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drums fingers and whistles .....

meanwhile back on planet crookythump,gangs of marauding car hirers cause mayhem up and down and round and round pilfering everything they can lay their grubby car hiring hands on...police are baffled as to which direction to start looking ,however the daily make it up has cctv footage of brillions of hire cars near the scene of all crimes...and in an odd twist even more everywhere else