Fantastic scenes this morning as a crack disaster rescue team from Japan find hundreds of immigrants alive and well in a disused amusement complex where they were sheltering, A Thanet council spokesman said that all were in good health following medical checks, apart from shock and some showing signs of recreational drug use. The council will be find them temporary accommodation until the local Housing association can complete a new estate. Kent Police say that although the arcade was no longer in tourist use the roofspace area housed one of Kents largest cannabis farms and that some minor damage had occured, Chief Superintendent Claud Dimwitty confirmed that The complex was insured and that full cannabis production would be quickly restored.

Meanwhile more than 200 motorists have been fined for speeding in a temporary 20mph zone where hairline cracks have appeared in a short section of tarmac.