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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

Reuters - 22nd May - 18.37 pm.

 

Due to the number of SOS flares spotted above the Kent countryside, we can report that the Red Cross are currently flying in food parcels.

 

More news to follow.

 

Archibald Barrington-Smythe - Current affairs correspndent.

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Hello lovely Red Cross people. I lost my wallet in the erm...devastation and wondered if you could fly me in a new one (It had £500 in it). Also, the yard broom fell over. Thanks.