I was visiting my son the other day when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. My 'know it all' son sarcastically laughed and said, "this is the 21st century, we don't waste money on newspapers, here you can borrow my lpad." Well I can tell you now, that fly didn't know what hit it ..!

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.