It's all very well offering lemsips, but I had to send my husband to the shops alone, stops to glare at Bill.

I only asked him to get 2 things, potatoes and some veg for todays dinner.

When I asked him last night what veg he got, I was met with silence and no veg.

He's only bought 3 bags of potatoes and a pack of onions which I already had plenty of.