Who writes this stuff?

It seems that after a day filming Clarkson was annoyed there was no hot food and was told the chef had gone home:-

“When they arrived just after 10pm Clarkson got angry.

“It was more like a scuffle. But he did swear using every bad word you could think of.

“The producer stood there looking quiet and embarrassed. He was being blamed for not arranging hot food.

“The general manager ended up cooking himself for the three presenters.”

So, the general manager cooked himself, I wonder if he tasted nice?