Good one, Tommy. Have a drink on the house. 

Good morning,I hope this place is ready with a decent meal for the Mothers day event next week.

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@Anonymous wrote:
Tommy, have you ever thought of breaking up the blocks of text you post?

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Are you lodging an official complaint, Harry? Best I deal with it if you are. You shoot people.

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@marg*e wrote:

Good morning,I hope this place is ready with a decent meal for the Mothers day event next week.

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Mothers day? Oh yes, it's all in hand, Margaret.    Could do with a little help though. What do mothers eat?

Anything they don't have to cook.

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@marg*e wrote:

Anything they don't have to cook.

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You've come to the right place then. We don't cook it either.

How about a bit of Spongebob roadkill ?

(Cartoon characters were hurt in the shooting of this photograph).

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

How about a bit of Spongebob roadkill ?

 

 

 

 

 

(Cartoon characters were hurt in the shooting of this photograph).

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                                  MUMMY, SPEAK TO ME?  

Andy Murray beat John Isner of the United States to put Great Britain into the Davis Cup quarter-finals.The British number one saved seven break points, three of them set points in the first set before going on to win the rubber 7-6 (7-4) 6-3 7-6 (7-4).

The victory put Britain 3-1 ahead in the best-of-five match World Group tie."This is a team effort and everyone played their part," Murray told BBC Sport. "To be in the quarter-finals is incredible and a credit to all."

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet ~ Bachman Turner Overdrive

I wish to make a complaint. Every time I log in here I get this:

Sorry. We're currently experiencing technical difficulties and are unable to complete the process at this time.

I blame this thread, and the BBC Light Programme.

Secondly, who is Andy Murray and what is this Davis Cup you speak of ? Is it something to do with Bette Davis ?

Bill, I saw Charlie out on her bike, but I couldn't catch up with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M

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@marg*e wrote:

Bill, I saw Charlie out on her bike, but I couldn't catch up with her.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M

 

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OMG! Hilarious, Margaret! That's quite a rear! But to be on the safe side, my comments will self destruct in five minutes!

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

I wish to make a complaint. Every time I log in here I get this:

 

Sorry. We're currently experiencing technical difficulties and are unable to complete the process at this time.

 

I blame this thread, and the BBC Light Programme.

 

Secondly, who is Andy Murray and what is this Davis Cup you speak of ? Is it something to do with Bette Davis ?

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When I got on here my PC froze and I had to do a forced shutdown!

I blame the this thread too ~ it was overcrowded ~ two posters on the same day!

PS. Andy Murray is from over the border. Bette Davis is from over the hill. Hope that helps.

'eBay.co.uk is not responding due to a long running script'.

I blame Harriet for that. (This post will self-destruct before she sees it).