The difference if you marry a Irish Girl.... Three mates married women from different parts of the world.The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a Irish girl. He told her to keep the house clean,dishes washed, do all the laundry,mow the lawns and have a hot dinner on the table when he gets home. He said the first day he didn't see anything the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could make a sand which and load the dishwasher. He is still has difficulty when he pees.