This shouldn't be funny, but it is..!!! Due to the rising cost, I have torn out my home security system and resigned from the Neighborhood Watch Program. I have installed a Syrian flag on my front porch, an Iranian flag next to my flower bed and the black flag of ISIS waves from my roof-top . Manchester police , A unit of the Met Anti-Terrorist force , MI 5, MI 6. and a couple of lad's from the S.A.S are watching over my house 24/7 now . I've never felt more Secure in my life.