Little Johnny came home with a new Massey Ferguson Tractor and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that tractor???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. They had a fair idea what it costs." "Well," said Little Johnny, "this one cost me one 1 Euro." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a tractor like that for one Euro?" "It was the lady in the farm up the street," said Little Johnny. "I don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy the tractor for one euro." "Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser, weirdo or some kinda pervert. Who knows what she will do next? Paddy, you go right up there and see what's going on." So Little Johnny's father walked up the lane to the farm where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting roses! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold the new tractor for one Euro and demanded to know why she did it. "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip to Galway to buy a new Bull, but learned from a friend he had ran off to England with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new tractor and send him the money.... "So I did!!!"