Saw Billy Connolly about 5 years back and he said just what you are saying -
"72 virgins - that's not a gift, it's a punishment. You'd have to talk to them and what if they were all Duran Duran fans, Jesus. Give me 2 fire breathing whores any time".
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Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Strange days indeed, strange days indeed,
Most peculiar Mamma.....................................
