Despite years of ill-considered wit, grammatical errors and excessive references to Scousers,The Round Table has thoroughly failed to offend any terrorist organisation. While masked gunmen opened fire on French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, the wags of The Round Table continue to churn out 'half-***** puns' with impunity.

'It's not that we haven't tried,' said one disillusioned RT'er. 'I've mocked David Cameron, I've imitated Ed Miliband's nasal twang and I've drawn an enormous **** on Nigel Farrage's forehead. It almost as if my seventeen years of accountancy in Basingstoke has failed to hone my comedic genius. I once wrote a damning but droll post about Health & Safety - it got 400 "Kudos likes'...unfortunately ninety percent of those were from me spam-clicking the page.'

Human rights activists have expressed concern that The Round Table will continue its campaign of 'whimsical bilge'. An Ebay community spokesman said: ‘We’re trying to be more like Private Eye. They once did this humorous thing with a play on words, Eton rowing song and a split infinitive. Very clever. I knew it was funny the moment I didn't understand it.'

Meanwhile fundamentalist Islamists have repeatedly attacked satirists for lampooning the Prophet Muhammad, but are yet to react to The Round Tables clever satire of the bitterly contested Women's Institute regional election in Appuldurcombe. One extremist said: 'ebay community? Round Tablewho?’ One community moderator said in response: ‘Phew!’