A teacher was asking her young class about Jesus. "Now class, who can tell me where we can find Jesus Christ ? Little Johnny threw his hand up but the teacher knew better than to go straight to him, so she chose the class swot, Emily. Emily said "We can find him in our hearts". "Very good Emily" said the teacher. "Who can tell me where else we can find Jesus ?" Again,little johnnys hand flies up. The teacher looks around the class but nobody else is offering an answer. She sighs and relents. "All right johnny, let's hear it then" she says. Little johnny says "In our bathroom Miss" The teacher is very surprised and asks how he knows this. Little johnny replies, "Every morning I hear Dad hammering on the bathroom door and shouting 'Jesus Christ, you still in there?'"