On the twelve day of xmas,Ebay gave to me

    12 Drumming Headaches

    11 Piping Mad Moments

    10 % Fees On Postage

     9 Ladies Ducking Out Of Paying

     8 Milked Sellers

     7 Sales A Sinking

     6 Golden Goose A Dying

     5 GOLD (feedback) STARS  hoorah !!

     4 Calls To Helpine

     3 Non Buyers

     2 Missing Items

     1 And a thank you for still using Ebay !!!