Yes, Evo. And try this:

They're either pioneers of modern synthesised cuisine or masters of gastronomic gripe, in any case, the Chinese ought to be celebrated for their innovate use of food materials and toxic chemicals. There's baby formula with nitrate and botulism which have been linked to ''big head desease''. Delicious imitation eggs made from Alginic acid, Chloride and Chalk, which have led to dementia.

And imitation rice made from potato and industrial resin which is the clinical equivalent to eating a plastic bag. One opportunistic street vendor went so far as to soak cardboard in industrial chemicals to sofen it, chopping and combing it with pork off-cuts flavoured with chemical powders. The dumplings are then soaked in caustic soda and steamed for your convenience. And I'm not joking, it's all TRUE   

China, the kings of counterfeit, are responsible for approximately 67% of all counterfeit goods seized globally. So it shouldn't come as a great surprise to learn that a zoo in the Peoples Park of Luohe, in China. dressed-up a Tibetan Mastiff dog and tried to convince customers it was an African Lion. The ruse was blown when the friendly 'lion' barked at one of the zoo visitors.           No, I'm not joking, it's true. 

Yes... Astro.  And I say to myself what a wonderful world?