The only two that may be entitled to use the term celebrity (maybe) are Craig Charles, and Michael Buerk. Maybe 'er from Allo Allo, but that was ages back.

We have an American Heffner Bunny, who nobody has ever heard of this side of the ocean, and a whinging overweight from Essex.

We have a wimpy ex fooballer, an even wimpier Tinchy winchy spida...

We have the slightly misogynistical news reader.. "Lets rescue a woman, they can cook can't they?"

I'm feeling disappointed at the calibre of celebrity in the camp!

Will still watch it tho'.